About
This is what someone who isn't desperate for attention looks like.
Hello, I’m Matthew. I graduated from Cal Poly Pomona with a degree in journalism and, in an attempt to get noticed by potential employers, decided to take my blog public and give it a catchy title that I stole. With all the emphasis employers are placing on online media nowadays, I figured it was about time I start acting like the 21st century digital journalist everyone is looking for.
So far, I haven’t earned any employment offers with my blogging prowess, so I’m pursuing my master’s degree at Arizona State University’s Cronkite School.
You’ll get a fair amount of variety from this blog, as I write about anything that interests or irks me. Unless otherwise stated, the opinions and jokes contained within are my own.
That being said, I do engage in a fair amount of hyperbole about pretty much everything. If you’re offended by any content, please read it again. If you’re still offended by it, I hope you weren’t going to offer me a job.
Thanks for checking out my niche on the World Wide Web. If you feel so inclined, you can contact me through whichever format you prefer: comment on a post, send me a message on Facebook or tweet at me. (Is that the right term for Twitter interactions? I don’t even know.)
